Monday, 2 February 2009

FIRST TOPIC:  10 more influencing people in history (not counting the here by celebrated authors of this blog):

Some years ago there was this list made by some forgotten magazine about this subject. I was intrigued…don´t quiet remember the top…but number one was Guttenberg……in the list also featured Galileo, Copernicus, Newton, Shakespeare, Jesus, …..and so on and on…..was interesting…ok..but..c´mon…now….the CALT list:

 

Alexander the Great: the boy god…at age 21 initiated his conquest of half the known world….and he did it…by the age of 31….resulting of the third larger empire ever in the world. He died at the age of 33, revered as a God….some authors called him the first Messias, beating Christ in 350 years or so…..throughout his empire he tried to mix the populations of different countries and conquered respecting their cultures….he was centuries ahead of his time…

 

Genghis khan: This is a strange one…Mongolian…a sheep herder....born within a people who lives nomadic and feeds and dress of everything coming from sheep………….he was also the men who conquered the eternal kingdom of China, sat in the Dragon Throne and made the largest empire ever in history. He reunited all the Mongolian Tribes, they sat in their horses with arrow and bow and devastated Asia. Each Mongolian could throw, in horseback, 10 arrow per minute…..1000 Mongols…would throw 10000 arrows in a minute…always in horseback……he made his name in fire in the world….Temujin, “ Genghis khan”- the prince of emperors…….

 

The Roman Empire: I don´t care who you choose in the empire…..Caesar, Augustus, Marius, Scipio…….the roman empire existed centuries before the birth of Christ….they wrote laws and books and poetry..they made war a successful business, they conquered and taught….I don’t care what people say…when the roman empire was devastated by the Barbarian Hordes allied with The Huns….the world went down..a thousand years after that we were having people burnt and blood judgments…..Rome fell and we lost 1000 years in evolution…….

 

The inventor of Internet: okis….don´t really know who invented the thing….don´t think it was just one person butttttttttt……..it´s the best invention until they invent the teleportation……..really….besides the porn free…..we can´t live without it…..window to the world….enormous step:…fire…the wheel and fast speed internet…actually…the world would be losingà this blog wouldn’t have been made.

 

Guttenberg: fine…Whatever…put him on the list…but c´mon…you gonna print something and you choose the freaking Bible as your first book…………..looser.

 

Jesus and Mahomet: Got to put his 2 in the bunch…………personal opinion……this 2 have never existed…….and so shouldn’t their gods…..the world would be brighter and better……!

 

Galileo: this one I agree…..the earth is round..spin around a star…this kind concept centuries ago……it came in handy..no more monsters in the end of the world….was also the end of the adventure….everything is round……one explorer once said “oh….I’ve seen this world over and over…I’m tired of it spin”…….also ruined my Neverland theory……that sucked too…

 

Einstein: I wasn’t going to put this one…he was only a mathematics and physics genius….…nothing else and there were others greater than him…Newton or Socrates…Leonardo d´ Vinci and so on …but he did invent the A bomb……now we have, finally, something that can literally blow up the world…….the end of mankind with a click of buttons..it´s just cool……pity he denied some of his theories because they were against  the existence of god… jezzzz…

 

 

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